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Valiant Knights Online Experience: The MMORPG

Postby Ninja » 18.11.2006 19:22

Ovvero, quando i GM non sanno che cacchio fare.

Cosa succederebbe se al MMORPG di VK ci giocassero solo bambinelli americani? Ecco cosa!

Purtroppo è in inglese ed è completamente intraducibile o perde di comicità, chi lo capisce si faccia due risate, chi non lo capisce non si danni l'anima perchè è una cavolata :).

[13:09] * Asuryan Killsteal lol
[13:09] <Ninja> <LordRaxa> wtf heal pls
[13:10] <Ninja> <LordRaxa> prist u sux
[13:10] <Ninja> <LordRaxa> warrir vokeplz
[13:11] <Asuryan> <LordRaxa> kivran FU stun the mob wtf
[13:11] <Ninja> <K1vran> kekekekkeke stfu n00b
[13:11] <Asuryan> <K1vran> 4Uuri lol1!!
[13:11] <Ninja> <K1vran> 2ru form ftw
[13:12] <Ninja> * General Za'ris is dead!
[13:12] <Ninja> <LordRaxa> WTF KIT KILLSTEAL PT KIK
[13:12] <Asuryan> <K1t14r4> *DING*
[13:12] <Asuryan> <Ferol> Gratz! :)
[13:13] <Asuryan> <K1t14r4> stfu raxa ur dead lol
[13:13] <Ninja> <LordRaxa> res plzkthx
[13:13] <Ninja> <LordRaxa> res plzkthx
[13:13] <Ninja> <LordRaxa> res plzkthx
[13:13] <Ninja> <LordRaxa> res plzkthx
[13:13] <Asuryan> <Roque> D00d stop flooding
[13:14] <Ninja> <LordRaxa> stfu nerf meig
[13:15] <Asuryan> <Alis> raxa u sux I wnated to l00t ur body
[13:15] <Ninja> <LordRaxa> wtf nabs u cnat loto same faction lkol
[13:16] <Asuryan> <Alis> boss ddn't drop anything :((( lets camp anothtr 1
[13:16] <Asuryan> <Ferol> no way lets go
[13:16] <Ninja> <LordRaxa> wtf res plz
[13:16] <Ninja> <LordRaxa> wtf res plz
[13:16] <Ninja> <LordRaxa> prist res plz
[13:17] <Asuryan> <Ferol> jstu recall d00d
[13:17] <Ninja> <LordRaxa> Ithia hoem point D:
[13:17] <Asuryan> <Ferol> so u already had 2 go thar
[13:18] <Ninja> <LordRaxa> FU OK????'''???
[13:18] <Asuryan> * Ferol EMOTE sodomizecorpse LORDRAXA
[13:18] <Ninja> * LordRaxa left the party.
[13:18] <Ninja> <Alis> FErol u sux we lost Sepcltral Lrod
[13:19] <Asuryan> <Alis> ohnoes wheres mellod i wnated 1 :(
[13:19] <Ninja> <Malertein> lol epic cnaut use
[13:19] <Asuryan> <Alis> no fun :(
[13:20] <Ninja> <Marzio> boss dead?
[13:20] <Asuryan> <Kitiara> where were u??
[13:20] <Ninja> <Marzio> sry afk :)
[13:21] <Asuryan> <Kitiara> stop jrking yrself durng play dude
[13:21] <Ninja> <Marzio> lol got quest item
[13:22] <Asuryan> <Ferol> rly? what quest item? basionquest??
[13:22] <Asuryan> <Ferol> Lets do basionquest now ok pls
[13:22] <Ninja> <Marzio> [30+] Legacy of Shadow
[13:23] <Ninja> <Marzio> lol thx pt did 30è Epic wlv22
[13:23] <Ninja> <Marzio> lololol
[13:23] <Asuryan> <Kitiara> do ur fkin lvl up!!1!!!!
[13:24] <Asuryan> <Alis> what u got teh drop gimme plz :(
[13:24] <Ninja> <Marzio> imma respec dikspel, no dmg
[13:24] <Ninja> <Malertein> omg nerf ddmg meig
[13:25] <Asuryan> <Services> THE SERVER WILL BE RESTARTED IN 15 MINUTES
[13:25] <Asuryan> <Kitiara> session end lol!
[13:26] <Ninja> <Alis> D:
[13:26] <Ninja> <Alis> exp plz >:X
[13:26] <Asuryan> <Ferol> we aggroed tons zoroinmobs, lets go away
[13:26] <Asuryan> <Alis> lets kill them for exp
[13:26] <Asuryan> <Kitiara> no wai!!
[13:26] <Ninja> <Alis> trashmobs? can kill 4 xp?
[13:27] <Ninja> <Ferol> lol kit pet res
[13:27] <Asuryan> <Kitiara> pet?
[13:27] <Asuryan> <Kitiara> OH SHI
[13:27] <Asuryan> <Kitiara> wtf is Kivran
[13:26] <Ninja> <Alis> lol Epic debuff Death kekekkekekeke
[13:28] <Asuryan> <Kitiara> gotta find im see u l8r
[13:28] <Ninja> <Alis> <3 Lord
[13:28] <Asuryan> <Kitiara> Fu u suck
[13:28] <Ninja> <Alis> no wai
[13:28] <Asuryan> <Kitiara> y are u playin this faction go play wth ihtians
[13:29] <Asuryan> <Roque> lol ithia fanboy ftl :D
[13:30] <Asuryan> <Alis> its more fun here lol and more xp
[13:30] <Asuryan> <Alis> keep pwrlvling me guys ok thx :* :*
[13:53] <Ninja> <Alis> keep pwrlvling me guys ok thx :* :* <--- lol
[13:53] <Ninja> <Roque> reroll ithian wtf lol
[13:54] <Ninja> <Narzio> Imma summone tertra now
[13:54] <Ninja> <Ferol> ????????
[13:54] <Ninja> <Marzio> cuz i laik xpriment kekek
[13:55] <Ninja> <Malertein> ok warp cu at base
[13:56] <Ninja> * Party has been disbanded
[13:56] <Ninja> * Alis (shout) LFP TWINK Lv21->LV30 WAR ASP/CAR
[14:34] <Ninja> * Alis (shout) wtf no1 wants ASP/CAR WAR
[14:34] <Ninja> * Alis (shout) ASP/CAR WAR UBER EQUIP LFP TWIN LV21->30
[14:34] <Ninja> * Alis (shout) skileld plaeyr no nabs
[14:35] <Asuryan> * genericAdventurer86 (shout) lol ur build sucks
[14:36] <Ninja> * SSJGokuFinalVegeta (shout) lol ASP/CAR iz gimp, respec IthLord
[14:38] <Asuryan> * Alis (shout) I LIEK ASP/CAR SO STFU
[14:40] <Ninja> SSJGokuFinalVegeta >> lol u sux man
[14:41] <Ninja> Alis >> OK Imma call GM
[14:42] <Ninja> [GM]Shezam Hello Alis, I am responding to your petition for Verbal Harrassment
[14:42] <Ninja> Alis >> wtf SSJGokuFinalVegeta said ASP/CAR WAS sux
[14:42] <Asuryan> Alis >> ban SSJGokuFinalVegeta plz :(
[14:43] <Ninja> [GM]Shezam Would-be tanks that spec ASP/CAR really suck. Respec IthianLord if you want Charisma kills. Have a good day!
[14:44] <Asuryan> Alis >> this game sux :( im dsiasvnatnaged!
[14:44] <Ninja> * [GM]Shezam there is no such player online.
[14:44] <Asuryan> Alis >> hey dude
[14:45] <Ninja> * [GM]Shezam there is no such player online.
[14:45] <Asuryan> Alis >> u there
[14:45] <Ninja> * [GM]Shezam there is no such player online.
[14:47] <Asuryan> * newbieGatsu (shout) hey thar im new what build is teh pwn?
[14:47] <Asuryan> * SSJGokuFinalVegeta (shout) try ASP/CAR War Lol1!!!1!
[14:47] <Ninja> * Alis (shout) FU
[14:47] <Asuryan> * newbieGatsu (shout) no wai that 1 sux
[14:47] <Ninja> * Alis (shout) FU
[14:48] <Asuryan> * SSJGokuFinalVegeta (shout) LOLOL EVEN 1st LVL NEWBS KNOW THAT LOL
[14:49] <Ninja> Arbiter (shout) use Discuss chan wtf stop /sh
[14:49] <Asuryan> * Malertein (shout) hes right ur anoying evry1
[14:49] <Asuryan> Kitiara >> alis ur still thear
[14:50] <Ninja> Alis >> wtf evry1 hates me
[14:50] <Asuryan> Kitiara >> lol we did akamilquest it dropped tons of loot
[14:50] <Ninja> Alis >> FU U SAID LOGOFF 4 SEFVER DWN
[14:51] <Asuryan> Kitiara >> jk lol
[14:51] <Asuryan> Kitiara >> I KILSTEALD AKAMIL TOO LOL!!1!!!!11!
[14:52] <Asuryan> Kitiara >> LordRaxa wsa ngry he died again lol
[14:53] <Ninja> Alis >> LordRaxa nabs lord, real lord pwnz
[14:53] <Ninja> Alis >> never used fng vs general, nabs
[14:55] <Asuryan> Kitiara >> y dont u play lord then
[14:55] <Ninja> Alis >> wonrg faction :((
[14:55] <Ninja> Alis >> lord evli only but no res no epic no winquest, evil si teh nerfed
[14:56] <Asuryan> Marzio >> ...where evry1?
[14:56] <Asuryan> Kitiara >> party disband 30 mins ago
[14:56] <Ninja> Marzio >> oh k bye
[14:56] <Ninja> (Friend list): Marzio has logged off.
[14:57] <Asuryan> Ferol >> Alis wtf u play music during bossfight r u dumb
[14:57] <Ninja> Alis >> stfu music epic buff, i feiled sklilcheck
[14:58] <Asuryan> Ferol >> wtf guy u shouldve used spellz not ur fkin flute
[14:59] <Asuryan> Ferol >> flute is 4 losers
[14:59] <Ninja> Alis >> stuf nabs u dun even res lord wtf
[14:59] <Asuryan> Kitiara >> true lOLOL 4R10N used flute 2
[15:00] <Ninja> Alis >> why u didn res lord?
[15:00] <Asuryan> Kitiara >> i traded him potn he didnt use it hes dumb
[15:01] <Ninja> Alis >> lrd cant b edumb u gave him hp pot, lord needs und pot
[15:01] <Ninja> Zenki >> im dead ne maerl preist around?!?
[15:02] <Asuryan> Kitiara >> I dnot haev und pot y dnot U gave him und pot??
[15:02] <Ninja> Alis >> no have :( need ithfact
[15:02] <Asuryan> Kitiara >> hi zenki!
[15:02] <Asuryan> Ferol >> hi zenki :D
[15:02] <Asuryan> Roque >> lol theres zenki
[15:02] <Ninja> Zenki >> halo ther im dead res plz
[15:03] <Asuryan> Alis >> hey no fair u res him nd u dnot res lord :(
[15:03] <Ninja> Ferol >> wtf lord needs und res, im life spec
[15:03] <Ninja> Alis >> gimp
[15:04] <Asuryan> Alis >> no1 ever gets und res no fair
[15:05] <Ninja> Ferol >> und res spec is stupid
[15:05] <Ninja> Alis >> NO U
[15:05] <Asuryan> Roqu3 >> yeahyeah we know ur disadvantegead u told us 19212401827505208172 times
[15:05] <Ninja> Alis >> dis mmorg sucks evil is the nerf
[15:05] <Asuryan> (Friend list): Marzio is online.
[15:06] <Asuryan> Marzio >> hey guys
[15:06] <Asuryan> Marzio >> should I lvl up now or wait
[15:06] <Ninja> Academic >> wb lolmage
[15:06] <Asuryan> Ferol >> didnt u ask like 1 yr ago? werent u lvl 22 then?
[15:07] <Ninja> Marzio >> imma 22 nao
[15:07] <Ninja> Marzio >> GM said ok dun lvl
[15:07] <Asuryan> Kitiara >> wtf did u say??
[15:07] <Asuryan> Ferol >> :o
[15:07] <Ninja> Marzio >> kekekekek told u epic Lv30 quest w/22 char lolthx
[15:08] <Asuryan> Alis >> lol Im stronger than u
[15:09] <Ninja> [GM]ZealServ Server is going down for maintenance in 30 seconds.
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Postby Strix » 18.11.2006 20:16

WTF!
Confesso di non aver retto fino alla fine, il mio istinto omicida stava salendo oltre il livello di guardia :lol:
PG che deve morire ufficiale di Sq8 (nonchè cronista non proprio volontario)

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Postby Valdus » 18.11.2006 22:39

Ma LOL!!!! :D

Cioè... ho riso davvero troppo!!! :D

E la cosa bella è che eravate coordinatissimi e scrivevate a manetta a giudicare dagli orari... dando veramente l'impressione di una di quelle frenetiche chat dei mmorpg... :D

In particolar modo mi facevano sbudellare gli episodi in cui Alis cerca di dare via gli oggetti ASP/CAR per il guerriero... LOLOLOLOL :D
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Postby Ninja » 19.11.2006 2:50

Non cerca di darli via!! Cerca powerleveling per farsi portare dal 21 al 30 come guerriero tank ASP/CAR :D.
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Postby Ninja » 19.11.2006 2:56

Aggiunto un pezzo che mancava a 13:26.
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Postby Valdus » 19.11.2006 13:59

Ninja wrote:Non cerca di darli via!! Cerca powerleveling per farsi portare dal 21 al 30 come guerriero tank ASP/CAR :D.


Aaaaaaaah... ok... avevo mal interpretato allora... :D

Si vede che non gioco abbastanza online... :D

(PS: Fantastiche anche le nuove righe aggiunte... :D)
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Postby Azaroth » 20.11.2006 15:13

Visto dal vivo era spettacolare. sembrava premeditato!
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Postby Ninja » 20.11.2006 15:58

Però non lo era lol :D.
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Postby Valdus » 20.11.2006 22:28

Io sto già aspettando il bis... :D
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Postby To » 24.11.2006 19:23

ok, l'ho letto qualche giorno fa ma riesco a rispondere solo ora:

LOL.

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Postby Zero » 03.12.2006 21:20

Io ho capito tutto tranne quelle 2 parole che erano ad ogni rigo:

Ninja e Asuryan...che parola è? nn so se ha un significato particolare però è ripetuto troppe volte! :roll:
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Postby Eliondir » 04.12.2006 12:01

Zero wrote:Io ho capito tutto tranne quelle 2 parole che erano ad ogni rigo:

Ninja e Asuryan...che parola è? nn so se ha un significato particolare però è ripetuto troppe volte! :roll:

Ninja è Ithiano, significa signore e padrone, mentre Asuryan è tutto ciò che vedi intorno a te, Asuryan è ovunque, il fiore che odori, l'aria che respiri....
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